Fuck this day. Fuck this week. Fuck Monday.
Not just for teenagers. Pretty sure a new watch is coming my way now :)
Coming soon to my tub. I can’t actually believe I’ve never had them before. The boss is sending me some… I bet he’s angling for bath time pics ;)
I smell like strippers and cigarettes. Climbing into bed. Tonight I’m guessing about $300 was spent on me at the strip club. Lots of dances. And drink. And ones for tipping (and poker chips for more tipping).
I’m not, nor will likely ever, be sleeping with either of these guys.
Hello Friday night.
Pro tip: never be friends with men that don’t way over tip at the strip club.
The boss says he can’t wait to send me more gifts!! Better hurry home :)
My teeth feel so clean it’s like I just went to the dentist.
It’s the little things!
(Maybe I need a clarasonic if an electric toothbrush has rocked my dental hygiene world so much?)